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My name is Lee and I'm lazy. I have a beard. I write songs and poems, hang out with friends, love on my lady, eat food, and work at a greasy spoon. I'm one of the only people in my town who knows what Mystery Science Theater 3000 is. I watch way too much spongebob and I also pitch horseshoes, so its like I'm 12 and 70 at the same time.

Here's a link to my music myspace if you want to check out my music: Myspace.com/leeisprettycool

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Apr
9th
Tue
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wit—beyond-measure:

My lesson plan game goes hard today.

5 lesson plans in an hour. 

Get on my level.

Ha, you’re dumb.

Jan
21st
Mon
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  • Lee: What if I started calling you Assleigh?
  • Me: Call me what?
  • Lee: Don't worry about it, Assleigh.
  • Me: What if I started calling you Pee Nesbutt?
  • Lee: WAHHHHH IT'S LIKE ELEMENTARY SCHOOL ALL OVER AGAINNNNNNN.
Jan
5th
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A cover of Green Eyes by Coldplay

Happy Anniversary Ashleigh

Sep
5th
Wed
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Generation Y.

  • Receptionist: Don't you feel like your generation is just lazy?
  • Me: Lazy? I'd say apathetic.
  • Receptionist: Isn't it the same?
  • Me: No. My generation is criticized and toiled with, and I don't see why not - just turn on the TV and watch what they're feeding us. But my generation is not lazy. My generation fought in Iraq and Afghanistan. My generation fought for womens rights in a fury that hadn't been seen since the 19th Amendment. My generation got our first black President elected. My generation fought for Gay rights for the first time in American history. And with all that, we are apathetic, and that's because things aren't going to be better for us down the road. We are the first generation expected to make less than our parents. We are the first generation to see America lost its status as a super power. We've lived through the worst economic times since the Great Depression, and are forced to take out thousands of dollars in student loans at the same time, all while our college degrees slowly turn into a highschool diploma. We've done plenty, and expect nothing. So no, I wouldn't say we're lazy, just apathetic.
Sep
4th
Tue
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adventuretime:

Ha! So many fun voices.

Trying to follow the Tumblr breadcrumbs and find out who made this is exhausting, but a big round of thanks to whoever’s responsible. (Is it you, drkaitlyn?)

(Source: raini-corndogs, via adventuretime)

Jun
16th
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Cover of the Cover of the Rolling stones
By Lee Nesbitt featuring Cranky Joe

Original song by Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show

I got a new microphone and wanted to test it so this song was really just a fun, short project and it isnt perfect but I hope you enjoy it.

May
26th
Sat
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wit—beyond-measure:

Lee bought me some Marvel comic books. This is my progress so far.

This is the best thing on the internet. Period.

wit—beyond-measure:

Lee bought me some Marvel comic books. This is my progress so far.

This is the best thing on the internet. Period.

May
12th
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aida-chim:

thelastjohnnybender:

kanyewestfanfiction:

brooksoglesby:

Without Me vs. Bob-Omb Battlefield

i cant stop listening to this

how do people even THINK of this stuff

omfg

(Source: youtube.com, via dekuflower)

Apr
17th
Tue
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Typical conversation with girlfriend.

Me: Ha, that’s great.

Girlfriend: You’re great!

Me: Shut up.

Mar
30th
Fri
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wit—beyond-measure:

Saltines and gatorade for breakfast.

Woo.

YOLO.

I had applesauce and white grape juiceeee